Hari rail laal rail se hai mazbootHari rail laal rail se aa RubdootHari rail laal rail se hai mazbootHari rail laal rail se aa rubdootKis cartoon ne mujhe jagayaKis joker ka waqt hai aayaSasur mera yamdootNaam mera rubdootLakeeron se bane faqeero! kiya paat agar lakeeron koRagarr ke rakh doonga main tum chalti phirti tasveeron koYaqeen hai ya sapnaChamatkaar ya chakmaMain aankhain badal ke aaonYa pehen ke aaon chashmaArre yeh to mera super heroSab se tagra, sab se dhaansuKhushi ke maare rona hai mujheKahan hain mere khushi ke aansuMera tan karne lagi pasliyaanDekh ke apna super starBattees daant lage naachneHone lag gaya chaand nayaMera hero aagay, mujh ko milne aagayMere dil pe cha gaya, woh woh woh wohParda phaar ke aaya haiTv torr ke nikla haiYa kisi coster se chori chori phisla haiJese marzi aaya haiAagaya bas aagayaMere dil pe chaa gaya woh woh woh wohYeh nazar battu hai bollywood mein lattuJapta hai mera naam, lagta hai bagla jee ne kahaTum mere sacche sacche fan ho rubdootIs baat ka tumhare paas kya hai saboot?Hmmm? saboot?Saboot hi saboot hai, kya bataeyn jee humBataeyn door se hi tumko dil de chuke sanamJab kya romance ya villon se haatha paaiSab se zyada seetiyaan maine bajaaiHar saal maine tera birthday manaayaHar film ke hit hote hi yeh geet gaayaMera hero chaa gaya, sab ke dil pe chaa gayaMera hero aagaya, woh woh woh wohJe khuli ke main, tum ho mere super fanSuper fan ka mila awardO my god, o my godAb khila to makkhanPhir dhoondte hain mil ke dhakkanMeri choro, ab tum bollywood ki koi baat sunao
Acche actor lagte ho, kuch acting wacting kar ke dikhaoAyyy pehle yeh batao, tumhare naam mein kitne k hainKkkkiran... hmmm?Maine kaha jee suniyeZara autograph to dijiye... issshYaar tum to bollywood ke bhi baap hoJitne marzi chaho utne autograph loAutograph le jaeyga yeh phopatSaare ka saara plan hojaey ga chopatAutograph to chaahe le lo aik hazaarGar main bhi kuch maangun to kya de pao ge yaar?Jaan maango, jaan haazirDhaan maango, dhaan haazirToonpur mein jitna bhi haiWoh saara saman haazirMangta hoon aik choti si cheezToon astra de do na pleaseToon astra...Maang rahe ho toon-astarHil gaya hai tumhare dimaagh ka pilastarToon astraArre choro yeh notankiBaat karo koi dhang kiToon-astar pakraoBest friend ban jaoBest friend ka offer de kar tumne barhaya mera maanTumhari is offer ke ooper sau sau toon-astar qurbanToon-astar to tumne le liya, per aik baat yaad rakhnaTum isey sirf aik baar istemaal kar sakte hoKyaa... itne saare toonasur aur sirf aik baarChina ka maal hai kya?Actually woh kya hai ke is ko charge karna parta haiAur is ka charger main khud hoonOh... chalo...Ab mera autographDe doonga rubdoot jeePehle aap ki is rubber waali pencil ka trial to hojaeyAditiya, main ja raha hunUpar waaly, main aaraha hunYaari tu to nibha gayaMere dil par chaa gayaMera hero ban gayaMujh ko fan ban gayaMera hero aagay, mujh ko milne aagayMere dil pe cha gaya, woh woh woh wohMera hero aagay, mujh ko milne aagayMere dil pe cha gaya, woh woh woh wohWoh woh woh woh