Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein Mere bachpan ki Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka Chalega nahi
Mummy pyar se khilati Daal chawal aur dahi Maa ke hathon ka woh jaadu Five Star mein nahi
Marr marr ke mili college degree Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary
Ek ladki mili thi Woh bhi dump kar gayi Dump hone ko baitha hoon Koi mile toh sahi
Banda seedha Rab da main Ditto tere warga main Kaam ghalat koi karda te Phir na usko chhad-da main
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi Toh Dishoom Kare cheating aur khele koi Toh Dishoom
Mere India ko bura kahan Toh Dishoom Jan Gan pe na khada hua Toh Dishoom Toh dishoom, toh dishoom Toh Dishoom..
Bathroom mein Kishore Da ke gaane gata hu Katy Perry ki photo sang leke nahata hu Mere aaju baju bikini main babes nachdi But life koi 'Honey Singh' ka video nahi
Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi Hero hota hu Raaton ko takiye ki jhapi leke sota hu Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi toh Yaad karke purani batein khoob rota hu
Banda seedha Rab da main Ditto tere varga main Ek wari hath fadd laan taan Phir kadi nahi chhad-da main
Ram Rahim ladaaye koi Toh Dishoom Chote bachchn ko daraaye koi Toh Dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi
Toh Dishoom Mere bhai ko sataaye koi Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom Toh dishoom..
(Raftaar Rap) Kabhi na karo main kaam koi aisa Ke jisse jhuke meri gardan Jeeta hun cheetah hun Paapo se sikha hoon Mujhpe main kuch hai burden Jaise har dam Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise Chhote sapno ke liye jodun Paise paise paise..
Arre kaise kaise kaam kare Ta ki naam bane Duniya dekh ke mujhko Bhaijaan ram ram kare Par dhyan rahein mujhko kabhi na chedna Dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
Oh banda seedha Rab da main Ditto tere warga main Kaam ghalat koi karda te Phir na usko chhad-da main
Khud apni badhayi kari Toh Dishoom Ratta maar ke padhai kari Toh Dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya Toh Dishoom Raste pe traffic jam kiya Toh Dishoom
Public bhadkaye koi Toh Dishoom Meri bandi ko pataaye koi Toh Dishoom
Kal picture main phone baja Toh Dishoom Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom Toh dishoom..
