The Haryanvi Mashup 2.5 Lyrics - Baba Bhairupia | Totaram Sondhiya

Gaath maar lo kaan pe saare
Ho jaao taiyaar
Dhuan uthane fir ke aa gaye
Nain ye tere 4

Enak dhole
Chaude chaude
Unke bhitar
Nain katore

Nain katore pagal hore
Main toh sab kuch haar gaya
Re tere roop ka jaadu chori
Is chhore ne maar gaya
Tu banja meri ghar wali

Aisi mare dil pe chot
Yuh saali kale chunar wali
Ho aisi mare dil pe chot
Yu saali kale chunar wali

Teri behan suthri laage bhabi
Mera ke kasoor
Mera tanka sa bhidwade
Sewa kar dunga bharpoor

Tu to devar ghan ae sudha
Tera na koi kasoor
Main boli tu layade santra
Tu le aaya angoor

Main ghoda su darryai bhabi
Mat na jane langoor
Tere bhaiya pe pitwa dungi
Tera jhad ja ishaq fittoor

Patli kamar cottan ki saadi
Khade bilakhre devariya
Aisi vaisi mohe mat jaane
Tusse malook mero rang rasiya

Aasan nahi lokke gujjar se yaari nibhana
Re bhabi tere baahn piche devar se deewana
Saali haa bhi na kare na karey inkaar
Enne gaam ke budhe bhabi sare diye maar

Yu chatak matak jab chale se
Mere dil ka mamla haale se
Teri baahn ki jawani gadrati
Dekhle akku leke aya maserati

Kadey kadey to daaru peeke
Nachan ka mera jee ho se
Tor kasoota kadey jo
Tere bargi chori ho se
Tere husan ki chhori
Saari dunia fan ghani ho se

Tu dil ke nach ri chhori
Dhoonge maar ke nach
Tu dil ke nach ri chhori
Dhoonge maar ke nach

Patli kamar lachkavey behisaab
Patli kamar lachkavey behisaab

Tu dil ke nach ri chhori
Dhoonge maar ke nach
Tu dil ke nach ri chhori
Dhoonge maar ke nach

Dushman sun ke bhag gaye
Gurmeet badhana naam
Bollywood me tera bhai ritik
Haryane me nirra toofan

Main toh chup rehta hoon
20’o ghante bolte hai mere kand
Sidha kar de jamanat japat
Aisi hai tere bhai ki shaan

Madam ji tere piche chhoriyon se
Main ghna gata sharmata hoon
Par maar ke peg 2-3-4
Main khulam khoola aata hoon

Chhori meri baat manle
Karle barood ni apna gyan de
Aa jannat ki sair kara du
Fir yu moka mile naa mile

Tere pache desi king ne
Kitne chore maar diye
Jo aaye bich me tere mere
Sidha ganga ji taar diye

Re ib bhi randa reh gaya
To tere baap ke sirr ne fodunga
Kar dunga sab kuch uthal futal
Main koyi kasar naa chodunga

Re mere gaam ke budhe jab tak
Ghodi pe na chadhva de
Main adhi raat ke 12 baje
Tere ghar ke seeshe todunga

Re pooja bhi karu su
Aur jaap bhi karu
Kahin devta na ban jau
Main paap bhi karu

Gurgame ka ghagra tere
Dhunge par hi athe re
Ambale ki odhni re
Ambar me hi kyun lehre

Kitne aashiq maar diye
Kitne marvavegi
Kitne aashiq maar diye
Kitne marvavegi

Maan baat ye jaan meri
Tu jail karawegi
Maan baat ye jaan meri
Tu jail karawegi