टीचर ऑनलाइन मम्मी ऑफलाइन Teacher Online Mummy Offline Lyrics - Dev Pagli | Sourajoy Dev

He padhega na bacha to aage kaise badhega
He zindagi ki daud mein tu har jagah se katega
Papa pubg na khelunga to duniya se kaise ladunga
Sabko main udake papa aage main badhunga

Re baaba school kab chalu hoga
Baap bete ka jhagda kab bandh hoga
Re baaba school kab chalu hoga
Baap bete ka jhagda kab bandh hoga

Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein
Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein

Kaan kholke sunn beta tu meri baat, haan
Tu mera beta hai main tera baap, haan thik hai
Mujhko sikhaye tu bane mera baap, jhuth
Sudhar ja nahi to dunga pichwade pe laat, papa

Ek taraf kich kich kare teri maa
Uspe hai panga teri pubg ka
Jeb hai khali aur shama mehangai ka
Uspe hai kharch beauty parlour ka

Bahot hua suno ji bahut bol chuke
Jaisa baap waisa beta hum bhi dekh chuke
Naukari bandh aur school bhi bandh hum pakk chuke
Iss baap bete ke nakhre se hum ghiss chuke

Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein
Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein

Teacher ji isko kuch dant lagao
Padhna sikhao kuch likhana sikhao
Pubg se iska picha chhudao
Padhaku bachche jaisa samjhu banao

Mera beta hai mera raj dulara
Badi najo se isko maine hai pala
Main hu isko yashoda mera kanhaiya
Ye hai mera pyara nandlala

Suno behan ji jara bete ko samjao
Aise na isko sir pe chadhao
Pehle to iske baal katao
School hai bandh mat laad ladao

Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein
Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein

Teacher pyar karti hai mujhe online mein
Maa ghar pe maarti hai mujhe offline mein.