Senti Wali Mental Lyrics - Shaandaar | Shahid Kapoor | Alia Bhatt | Diljit Dosanjh | Arijit Singh | Neeti Mohan

Hain ye choriyaan x (2)

Badi hi senti wali mental
Hain ye choriyaan x (2)
Ke machchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheench lein x (2)
Zamane se lena na dena haaye
Zamane se lena na dena

Ya Khuda, ya Khuda
Tu humein inse bachaana zara
Ke nakli noton ka ek
Bundle hain ye choriyaan

Badi hi senti wali mental
Hain ye choriyaan x (2)

Ho subah shaam taaden
Ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Rakkhe hath dil pe par
Dhadke kahin aur se
Ho rakkhe hath dil pe par
Dhadke kahin aur se
Akal hai matar ka daana re haaye
Akal hai matar ka daana re

Ya Khuda, ya Khuda
Aayna inko dikhana zara
Ajee harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Ajee harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Humein kehte hain per
Khud mental hain ye chokre
Humein kehte hain per
Khud mental hain ye chokre

Haaye ye mascara
Lip gloss ki jitni bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhen to bekaar hai
Dekhen to bekaar hai
Na dekhen to bekaar hai
Ho ye Audi, BMW, ghanta Jaguar hai
Jo ladki na baithi
To kaahe ki mehangi car hai re

Ha ye dunia hai bus-stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Ruko paanch minto mein agli phir milegi
Ho sambhal ke kahin na ye bus cchoot jaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi

Ladkiya bana ke bola
God ne bhi "Oh my God"
God ka karishma ladki
Ladke God ka hain fraud
Ho tradition yahi hai apna
Ladkiya paraya dhan
Ho ladke jaise kaale dhan se
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ji
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ha
Better hai paraya dhan
Ho gaya faisla jao jee
Ho gaya faisla jao jee
Ho gaya faisla jao jee
Munh dhoke aao zara

Ladkiyon ke pairo ka sandal hai ye chokre
Ladkiyon ke pairo ka sandal hai ye chokre
Humein kehte hain per
Khud mental hain ye chokre
Arey harkat se accidental hai ye chokre

Main hu wo sandal ke jis pe tera bojh hai
Main single pasli hu, tu double dose hai
Tu double dose hai
Kaisa ye dastoor, kaisa riwaaz hai
Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
Dulhan extra large hai
Tujko kya lagta hai teri hirni jai chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamra, two B.H.K. hall hai
Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam hai
Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam hai

Jodta hu main tere haath
Mujhko nahin phansna tere saath
Pyaar jis pe mujhko aaye
Tujhmein na ek bhi aisi baat
Maaroon aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeewan ko barbad
Dekh tu halat apni
Hai tujhpe sharminda aurat jaat
Haan haan haan, chal hat

Patli kamar ki tujhko
Kya itni demand hai haan
Brad Pitt ka pota hai
Ya tu James Bond hai
Maa agar teri moti hoti to kya chod deta
Size ke darr se kya
Us se bhi nata tod deta hat

Haan wajan ka kya hai
Ye workout se ghat jaayega
Tere jaisa blunder kaise undo ho paayega
Aurat jaat ko jo neecha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti me mil jaayega
Aurat jaat ko jo neecha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti me mil jaayega

Auraton ki izzat ka
Jo kare public me faaluda
Ek durghatna hai
Tere jaisi paidayish behuda
Thobda accha na sahi
Baat achchhi kar le beta
Tere jaise budbuk ko
Thodi buddhi baqshe re Khuda
Sympathy unse hai
Jinke ghar tere jaisa puttar huva

Kami hai mujhme aur
Perfection hain ye choriyan
Kami hai mujhme aur
Perfection hain ye choriyan
God ka ultimate creation hain ye choriyaan
Khuda se bandon ka
Connection hain ye choriyan
Kami hai mujhmein aur
Perfection hain ye choriyan