Sab chalta hai, sab bikta haiSab chalta hai, sab bikta haiMera bharat hai mahanPhir bhi sab hain pareshanPaisa power hi pehchanSab chalta hai, sab bikta yahanBand hain aankhein, muh aur kaanKhol li kursi ki dukaan????? apna imaanSab chalta hai, sab bikta yahanIndia! thi sone ki yeh chidiyaWhats that?Just check the wicket ??????Kya hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua? Kaise hua?Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye juaCut to the 1947Seven! ab desh hoga heavenDing dong the bellSplash in the wellHeaven hua popatAnd now eleven hellsBhagalpur, Bofors, Bhopal, LokpalGujarat, Ayodhya, Mumbai ka dekho haalAll is well, all is wellGhanta... Foreign scam, Coalgate, Cricket ho ya tailBigshot jhol karo and take the bailPolitics, politics kya hai yeh khelUpar deshbhakti neeche country for saleHum iski lenge, hum uski lengeWoh lende hum dengeOye ??????? 2G, 3G ???????Itne saare kaandKhulte hain jab kaandPhat jaati hai... pantWhat you thaughtsCommonwealth! to dekho pat gayi haiAur common man ki jeb kat gayi haiMain bhi Anna, main bhi Anna, dum nahi hai
Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi haiDoodh wala, paav wala, tail walaRickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone walaCable wala, film wala, motor wala,Taxi wala, raddi wala, istri walaJhoothe ka hai bol-balaKaam hai sara jhol walaJhol.. jhol.. hhol.. jhol.. Khambhe se bijli churaate???????Heroine ke pimple ko bhi Dekho yeh headlight banaatePaani mein hai doodh milaateSabzi mein hain ghaas khilaateMera bharat hai mahanPhir bhi sab hain pareshanPaisa power hi pehchanSab chalta hai, sab bikta yahanBand hain aankhein, muh aur kaanKhol li kursi ki dukaan????? apna imaanSab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan[Babes kitne minute ho gaye?Two and half minutes.How the long should it be?Ten inches.You bloody paavli kam. I mean the songs.Four and half minutes.Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas. Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music peice ghused do. Sorry Eggjactly ..]Mera bharat hai mahanPhir bhi sab hain pareshanPaisa power hi pehchanSab chalta hai, sab bikta yahanSab chalta hai, sab bikta haiBand hain aankhein, muh aur kaanKhol li kursi ki dukaan????? apna imaanSab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan[It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat. Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan, phir bhi mera Bharat mahan. But on the other hands Ek imaandar to baaki hai. Ummdde par duniya kayam hai. Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai. Sorry! Eggjactly ..]