Ooh, she got it all planned out Yeah, I can see it all right nowI’ll wear my black suit, black tie, hide out in the back I’ll do a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask I’ll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees Yes, she wanna get married But she don’t wanna marry meI remember the night when I almost kissed her Yeah, I kinda freaked out, we’d been friends for forever And I always wondered if she felt the same way When I got the invite, I knew it was too lateAnd I know, her daddy’s been dreading this day Oh, but he don’t know he ain’t the only one giving her away
I’ll wear my black suit, black tie, hide out in the back I’ll do a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask I’ll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees Yes, she wanna get married But she don’t wanna marry meBut she got on her dress now, welcoming the guests now I could try to find her, get it off of my chest now But I ain’t gonna mess it up, so I wish her the best nowSo I’m in my black suit, black tie, hiding out in the back Doing a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask I’ll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees Yes, she wanna get married Yes, she gonna get married But she ain’t gonna marry me Whoa, but she ain’t gonna marry me, no…