Mr Joker…Tip top lage tu, tera zero figureTeri yeh body high watt ke wooferDhamm dhamm baje bade tere do speakerAkele ghar na jaaya karo baby tum peekar (x2)Ladki chaahiye chaahe gori ho ya kaaliTu na pategi to banegi meri saaliMaana teri gaadi chaar chhallon waali AudiLekin mere paas padi baby char Ferrari!Oh meri rani.. rani, raniOh meri rani.. rani, raniOh meri rani tu abhi anjaaniPee maine piya hai har ghaat ka paani, paaniNa main koyi Tata-Birla, na AmbaniPar Mr Joker naam yeh kaafiAah, baaki main lunga sambhaalAaja mere naal yeh hai life tu sawaal
Hazaar kya hote husn ke bazaarPar tere jaisi nahi dekhi koyi maalBadle mein le le UP-BiharPar ik chumma tu de de udhaarAage ka set karle plan, chal tu DelhiWahan pe dikhaun apna Qutub MinarMr Joker…Liquor, liquor, tum aur teri sisterKhuss-phuss karti kaano me, karti ho whisperKis par aaj karoon main shikarUss par aaj dikhayega pictureNa na na… woh kone wala misterShakal se jo lag raha ministerJisne ghos rakhi hai badi wali pistolJaake garam karte hain uska bistarTip top lage tu, tera zero figureTeri yeh body high watt ke wooferDhamm dhamm baje bade tere do speakerAkele ghar na jaaya karo baby tum peekar